Quotes from George Ade
"A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative."
"A good folly is worth what you pay for it."
"A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words."
"After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity."
"Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry."
"Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant."
"Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people."
"For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver."
"If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable."
"In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment."
"It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after."
"Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense."
"Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense."
"One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach."
"Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature."
"She was short on intellect, but long on shape."
"The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack."
"The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking."
"To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations."
Total Quotes: 19
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