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Wacky Bumper Stickers

The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.

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"B.I.B.L.E.- Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth."

"Back by popular demand."

"Back Off! I'm a Postal Worker!"

"Back off! I'm not that kind of car."

"Back off, I just found out that I'm God and I'm pissed."

"Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?"

"Balance the budget: Declare politicians as game and sell hunting stamps."

"Ban toilet cleaner. Germs have feelings too."

"Barbie is not a slut -- her legs won't open."

"Barbie SUCKS! (And Ken loves it)"

"Be alert. Your country needs lerts."

"Be creative, invent a perversion!"

"Be nice to America or we'll bring democracy to your country!"

"Be nice to me, or I just might develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo!"

"Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home."

"Be prepared. The meek are coming."

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors ... and miss."

"Beam Me Up Scotty! There's No Intelligent Life Down Here."

"Bean me up Scotty! They make lousy coffee down here"

"Beat rush hour, leave work at noon"

"Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!"

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

"Beauty is only a light switch away."

"Been There - Shit Happened."

"Been there. Done that. Can't remember why..."

"Been there. Done that. Went back for more."

"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy."

"BEER: Helping the ugly get laid since... FOREVER!"

"BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore."

"Beer: Teaching white people to dance since 1867."

"Before...I knew better!"

"Behind every successful woman is herself."

"Believe in life after death. Mess with my car and you'll find out."

"Better living through denial"

"Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

"Bin Laden used your gas money."

"Bipartisanship: I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass"

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."

"Blessed be the censors, for they shall truly inhibit the earth."

"Blondes arent dumm"

"Blow your mind. Smoke gunpowder."

"Body By Nautilus, Brain By Mattel!"

"Boldly going Nowhere!"

"Bomb Texas, they have oil!"

"Book lovers never go to bed alone."

"Born Again. And again, and again, and again ...."

"Born Again? Why don't you just grow up?"

"Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death"

"Born free. Taxed to death!"

"Born free: My father's a doctor."

"Born OK the First Time."

"Born once, that was plenty."

"Born right the first time."

"Bosses are like diapers. Full of shit and all over your ass!"

"Boycott ignorance. Sleep in this Sunday."

"Boycott shampoo! Demand the real poo!"

"Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you from your car."

"Buddha on Board."

"Bumper sticker in the year 2100: DISCO STILL SUCKS"

"But what would Gandalf do?"

"Buy American, while there is still time!"

"Bweare Dexlysic!"

Total Bumper Stickers: 62

All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093

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