Wacky Bumper Stickers
The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.
"Daddy Farted, and I can't get out!!!"
"Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?"
"DAMM: Drunks against Mad Mothers."
"Dancers do it on the floor."
"Dancers do it to music."
"Dancers do it with rhythm."
"Dare To Think For Yourself."
"Darwin Loves You."
"Dead men tell no tales... unless you're in forensics."
"Dead people are cool."
"Dear World—Sorry, we did our best—Half of America"
"Death Before Dishonor. Nothing Before Coffee!"
"Death is hereditary."
"Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired."
"Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'."
"Definition of a prostitute: Receiver of swollen goods."
"Denial is not a river in egypt!"
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."
"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"
"Despite the cost of living, it's still popular."
"Diapers are Disposable... BABIES ARE NOT! Stop abortion!"
"Diarrhea is a hereditary illness, it runs in the family."
"Diarrhea is inherited. It runs in your jeans!"
"Did Job ever collect unemployment?"
"Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?"
"Did you check if your horn works?"
"Did you forget God? Or was I supposed to pick him up!"
"Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back!"
"Didn't I make you feel like you were the only man?"
"Die Yuppie Scum!"
"Different drummer? I'm my own band!"
"Dijon vu! - the same mustard as before."
"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians."
"Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way."
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!', till you can find a rock."
"Disco still sucks!"
"Discourage Inbreeding. Ban Country Music!"
"Diversity is the spice of life."
"DIVORCE: The screwing you get for the screwing you got."
"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"
"Do it only with the best."
"Do not adjust your mind: it is reality that is malfunctioning!"
"Do Not Disturb... Occupant is disturbed enough already"
"Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup."
"Do not start with me. You will not win."
"Do not wash. Vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test."
"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
"Do to the other fellow as he would do unto you. But for God's sake do it first!"
"Do you think you'd drive any better with that cell phone up your ass?"
"Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"
"Does the universe lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?"
"Does your train of thought have a caboose?"
"Dogs are like children that you don't have to send to college"
"Dogs think men are gods. Cats are not so easily deluded."
"Dogs think they're human. Cats think they're gods."
"Doing my part to piss off the Religious Reich"
"Dole for Pineapple."
"Dolphins: Don't trust a species that's always smiling, its up to something!"
"Don’t bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind."
"Don’t presume I’m Christian."
"Don’t spank me with your Bible belt."
"Don't argue with your wife. Dicker."
"Don't ask me about Scientology."
"Don't assume I share your prejudices"
"Don't assume I'm not into cheap meaningless sex"
"Don't Be Sexist. Broads Hate That!"
"Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that!"
"Don't believe everything you think."
"Don't believe in reincarnation? Better luck next time!"
"Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus."
"Don't blame me. I voted."
"Don't blame me... I'm just visiting this planet!"
"Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after."
"Don't Californicate Oregon!"
"Don't cross your fingers, fold your hands."
"Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and drop your beer!"
"Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and spill your drink!"
"Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it."
"Don't drink water, fish breed in it."
"Don't follow me, I'm lost too."
"Don't force it, get a larger hammer."
"Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!"
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so."
"Don't hate yourself in the morning... Sleep till noon!"
"Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail."
"Don't honk! I'm peddling as fast as I can."
"Don't honk! I'm pushing as hard as I can."
"Don't laugh at these fogged up windows. It's your daughter in here."
"Don't laugh! I just bought this car for my wife. Best deal I ever made!"
"Don't laugh! It's paid for!"
"Don't laugh! Your daughter could be in this vehicle."
"Don't laugh! Your daughter may be inside!"
"Don't laugh, she swallows."
"Don't let school interfere with your education."
"Don't let your mind wonder. It's too little to be left alone."
"Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT."
"Don't like my driving? Then QUIT watching me."
"Don't Like Religion? Don't have One!"
"Don't look back, they might be gaining on you!"
"Don't make me get out my flying monkeys!"
"Don't miss today, worrying about tomorrow!"
"Don't Panic. Count to ten... then Panic!"
"Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
"Don't play stupid with me... I’m better at it!"
"Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church."
"Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles"
"Don't steal. The government hates competition!"
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."
"Don't think God has a sense of humor? Look at the platypus."
"Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen."
"Don't upset me - I'm running out of places to hide the bodies"
"Don't vote? Don't Bitch!"
"Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church."
"Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test."
"Don't worry…it's only kinky the first time."
"Dorothy: hate Oz, taking the shoes, find your own way home - Toto"
"Downsizing is good, right? Then let's fire Uncle Sam!"
"Dr. Kevorkian for White House physician."
"Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker."
"Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get."
"Drive defensively. Buy a tank."
"Drive it like you stole it!"
"Driver caries only $20 in Ammunition!"
"Driver carries no cash. He's married."
"Drugs cause amnesia...and other things I can't remember."
"Druids do it in Stone Circles"
"Drunk,redkneck and dangerous."
"Dyselxics have more fnu"
"Dysfunctional family on board."
"Dyslexics of America-Untie!"
"Dyslexics of the world, untie!"
Total Bumper Stickers: 135
All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093
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