Wacky Bumper Stickers
The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"
"Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends."
"Earth first! (We'll rob the other planets later)."
"Earth first! (We'll strip mine the other planets later)."
"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."
"Easier said than sung in Russian."
"Eat a beaver. Save a tree."
"Eat a bible and pass the word"
"Eat beans, not beings"
"Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day"
"Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway."
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway."
"Editing is a rewording activity."
"Empty the prisons - Make room for congress."
"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."
"Enlightenment is like a really good cheesecake but different."
"Equal Rights Are Not Special Rights."
"Equal rights for unborn women"
"Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken."
"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."
"Eve Was Framed."
"Even Darwin believes now."
"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
"Even Jesus lived with his mother until he was 30."
"Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, you're squinting to read it."
"Ever seen an UZI fired from a car window?"
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"Every day's a holiday when you're pagan!"
"Every path has some puddles."
"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film!"
"Everyone is entitled to my opinion."
"Everyone makes mistakes, that's why pencil have erasers"
"Everyone's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."
"Everything I know, I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains."
"Everything I really needed to know, I learned in sniper school"
"Evil on board."
"Evolution created anchovies - Man's ignorance put them on pizza!"
"Evolution is both fact and theory. Creationism is neither."
"Evolve D**M it!"
"Ex-wife for sale. Just take over payments."
"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."
"Experience, the name given by men to their mistakes."
Total Bumper Stickers: 45
All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093
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