Wacky Bumper Stickers
The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.
"Get a life? I'm a gamer! I have lots of lives!"
"Get a Past Life, Too"
"Get a second opinion, read Al-Quran."
"Get a taste of Religion. Bite a Minister"
"Get a taste of religion. Lick a witch."
"Get even. Live long enough to be a problem to your children"
"Get in - buckle up - shut up - and hold on!"
"Get off my ass before I start to like it!"
"Get off my tail or I'll flick boogers on your windshield!"
"Get Right or get Left!"
"Get stoned - Drink liquid cement."
"Get the hell out of my way. I'm late for church!"
"Get your own bumper sticker and stop staring at mine."
"Give Blood, Play Hockey!"
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
"Give me coffee and no one gets hurt."
"Give me that old-time religion!"
"Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler."
"Go ahead, Honk! If I can hear you, you're in range."
"Go fascinate someone else."
"Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light."
"God created Man. And Man, being the gentleman he is, returned the favor."
"God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world."
"God doesn't believe in atheists."
"God doesn't want shares of your life; He wants controlling interest!"
"God forgives...I don't."
"God gave man 2 heads and only enough blood to use one."
"God has a sense of humor... He made you didn't He?"
"God is alive - he's just unemployed."
"God is alive and well, and working on a less ambitious project!"
"God is Coming and is she PISSED"
"God is dead -- Nietzche ... Nietzche is dead. -- God."
"God is my copilot, and he can't drive either."
"God is my favorite fictional character."
"God is not dead - he just couldn't find a parking space."
"God is real unless declared integer."
"God isn't dead, I just talked to Him this morning."
"God isn't with you? Who moved??"
"God knows all the answers - and he's not telling!"
"God makes miracles, but he doesn't clean cars."
"God Must Love Dumb People, He Made SO Many Of Them"
"God must love stupid people, he made so many."
"God please grant me chastity, but not just yet"
"God protect me from YOUR followers."
"God pulled an all-nighter on the sixth day."
"God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts!"
"God was downsized... we're on our own!"
"God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him"
"God was my co-pilot but we crashed into a mountain and I ate Him"
"God was my co-pilot. But we crashed in the Andes, and I had to eat him."
"God's true name is unpronounceable...because God is Welsh!"
"God, give me patience, RIGHT NOW!"
"God, make the bad people good and the good people nice."
"God, Protect Me From Your Followers."
"Going the speed of light is bad for your age."
"Good cowgirls keep their calves together."
"Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
"Gosh, I’m really going to miss her."
"Grad School - It's not just a job, it's an indenture!"
"Grandchildren are spoiled because you can't spank the Grandma!"
"Gravity always gets me down."
"Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks."
"Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!"
"Griping about my cigarette smoking can be hazardous to YOUR health!"
"Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs!"
"Grow your own dope! Plant a politician!"
"Grow your own dope, plant a man."
"Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional."
"Guilt, Fear, Mass Insanity -3 cheers for christianity!"
"Gun control is being able to hit your target."
"Gun Control isn't about guns. It's about control."
"Guns didn't make America unsafe, Courts and Congress did!"
"Guns don't kill people, postal workers do."
Total Bumper Stickers: 73
All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093
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