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The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.

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"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."

"I always wanted to be a procrastinator; never got around to it."

"I am a mallaholic. Please do not give me directions to the nearest shopping mall!"

"I am a nobody, nobody is perfect... Therefore I am perfect."

"I am a slow moving disciple of the Swami Procrastinada."

"I am an escapee of a political correction facility."

"I am driving this way because I want to PISS YOU OFF!"

"I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi... Oooh! Donuts!"

"I AM in shape. Round is a shape."

"I am not a bum. My wife works!"

"I am not unemployed, I am a consultant!"

"I am perfectly sane. The little voices in my head told me so!"

"I am suffering from a Sexually Transmitted Disease: Children!"

"I am the bad thing that happens to good people."

"I believe in dragons, good men and other mythological creatures"

"I Believe in Dragons, Good Men, and other Fantasy Creatures."

"I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean."

"I believe in God, I choose to call her Mother Nature."

"I Believe In Life Before Death"

"I believe in the teachings of the Bible -- It's a lot easier than actually reading the thing."

"I brake for fairies, elves, gnomes, the toothfairy, the easter bunny, santa and other little creatures that only I can see"

"I brake for green lights."

"I brake for hallucinations."

"I Brake For Moloch!"

"I Brake For No Apparent Reason."

"I brake for tailgaters. Hard."

"I brake for unicorns, fairies and other creatures only I can see!"

"I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!"

"I brake suddenly for tailgaters"

"I came, I saw, I did a little shopping."

"I can be one of those bad things that happens to bad people."

"I can handle pain until it hurts."

"I can hold my own. But I'd rather hold yours!"

"I can remember when fire fighting was dangerous and sex was safe."

"I can resist anything but temptation."

"I can tell your parents are close. I'm guessing second cousins."

"I can walk on water... when it freezes"

"I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns."

"I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays."

"I decided to get in shape, and the shape I chose was a sphere."

"I did not escape, I have a day pass!"

"I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying!"

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

"I died and went to heaven and all I got was this lousy Halo."

"I do not have any messianic delusions. At least, that's what God told me"

"I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to!"

"I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected."

"I don't believe in gnomes - they are liars!"

"I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them!"

"I don't brake."

"I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be."

"I don't care WHO you are, you're not walking on the water while I'm fishing."

"I don't care, I don't have to."

"I don't deserve self esteem"

"I don't discriminate. I hate everyone equally."

"I don't do drugs anymore. I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast."

"I Don't Do Windows."

"I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere."

"I don't give a damn what your other car is!"

"I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit."

"I don't know anything Lord, leave me alone."

"I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."

"I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily."

"I don't need a new religion. I haven't used up the old one."

"I don't repeat gossip, so listen closely the first time."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work - I want to achieve it by not dying."

"I doubt, therefore I might be."

"I drive like lightning. I hit trees."

"I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it, call a cop!"

"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."

"I fart to make you smell better."

"I feel like a new man. Do you have one I could use?"

"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."

"I feel so much better since I've given up hope."

"I fight poverty, I work"

"I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it"

"I fish! Therefore, I lie."

"I found Jesus! He was behind the couch the whole time!"

"I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the couch."

"I found Jesus. He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana."

"I found out why those 40 virgins stay virgins. - Mohammed."

"I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life"

"I gave you a brain. Use it.-- God"

"I get enough exercise just pushing my luck."

"I Give Evolution Two Opposable Thumbs Up."

"I go from zero to bitch in 3.5 seconds."

"I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made."

"I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner."

"I got kicked outta Scouts for eating a Brownie."

"I got out of bed for this?"

"I got this motor home for my wife. BEST deal I ever made!"

"I got this truck for my wife / good trade huh!"

"I had a good wife once. Then she went home to her husband."

"I Hate Bumperstickers"

"I hate coffee. It keeps me awake at work."

"I hate intolerance."

"I hate plants...that's why I became a vegetarian!"

"I have a drink problem - I can't afford it."

"I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it."

"I have a handgun and it's licensed. Any more questions?"

"I have a nice body, and its in my trunk."

"I have a nice body. It's in my trunk."

"I have a problem with drinking—two hands and only one mouth."

"I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?"

"I have PMS and a gun...excuse me, did you have something to say?"

"I Have PMS And A Sword--Any Questions?"

"I have PMS. Therefore I can legally kill."

"I have read the Bible--still don't believe it."

"I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence!"

"I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense!"

"I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha!"

"I have yet to hear a MAN ask for advice on how to combine marriage and career."

"I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister"

"I haven't had my coffee yet, don't make me kill you."

"I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere."

"I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire."

"I inhaled and I vote"

"I intend to live forever - so far, so good."

"I is a college student."

"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."

"I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back."

"I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die."

"I know GOD would never give me any more than I can handle -- I just wish He didn't trust me so much!"

"I know milk does a body good, but damn, how much did you drink?"

"I know that you have a thing for me, but why is it so small and deformed?"

"I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself."

"I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes."

"I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles."

"I like your approach, let's see your departure"

"I live in my own little world, but it's ok they know me here."

"I live in my own little world, but that's okay. Everybody knows me here."

"I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in."

"I love animals. Especially with gravy!"

"I love animals. I eat them and wear their skins."

"I love animals. They taste great!"

"I LOVE CATS. They taste just like chicken."

"I love cats. Want to trade recipes?"

"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"

"I love my boss, I love my job, I'm self employed"

"I love my country, but fear BIG Government."

"I love my country, but I fear my government"

"I love my country. It's my government I fear."

"I love my country. It's the government I'm afraid of."

"I love my country. It's the government that pisses me off."

"I love you and you and you and you and...-- God"

"I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?"

"I married my wife for her looks... But not the ones she's been giving me lately!"

"I may be a Cruel and Heartless Bitch But I'm damn good at it"

"I may be fat but you’re ugly, and I can lose weight."

"I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can lose the weight!"

"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!"

"I may look funny, but I'd kick your ass on Jeopardy."

"I might be driving slowly, but I'm still in front of you."

"I need a bigger bumper for all the stickers I want"

"I need a little less talk and a lot more action."

"I need patience. NOW!"

"I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?"

"I never saw an American Flag burned at a gun show! (Andy)"

"I only LOOK sweet and innocent"

"I owe it all to my boss - Ulcers, nausea, paranoia..."

"I pee in pools!"

"I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me."

"I read the end of the book. We win!"

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."

"I respect your opinion. Just don't want to hear it!"

"I said for better or for worse, not forever!"

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Implants?"

"I saw Elvis making crop circles"

"I saw that -- God"

"I scored points for Death Race 2000."

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."

"I snatch kisses and vice versa."

"I souport publik edekasion"

"I Speak To God And I Know What's Best For You"

"I speed for school zones."

"I started out with nothing & still have most of it left."

"I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell"

"I suffer from C.R.S. (can't remember shit)"

"I suffer from premature-ejaculation when masturbating!"

"I swerve for cats."

"I Swerve to Hit People at Random!"

"I think that I think, therefore I think that I am."

"I think therefore I'm dangerous"

"I think your hard drive has a slipped disk."

"I think, therefore I'm single."

"I think, therefore we have nothing in common."

"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck"

"I tolerate all religions, except any that are different from mine."

"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."

"I tried self-restraint, once, but I couldn't close the fourth handcuff."

"I tried sniffing Coke once. The ice cubes got stuck in my nose."

"I try to make sacrifices, but the goat got away and I couldn't find a virgin anywhere!"

"I used to be a schizophrenic until they cured me. Now I'm just lonely."

"I used to be religious, then I got saved!"

"I used to be so indecisive. Now I'm not sure."

"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke."

"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."

"I used to have schizophrenia, but we're better now."

"I used to live in the real world. I got evicted."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."

"I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead."

"I want my rib back!"

"I want to be just like Barbie. That BITCH Has Everything!"

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."

"I was abducted by aliens and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker."

"I Wasn't Born A Bitch, Men Like You Make Me That Way"

"I wasn't created in YOUR image of God"

"I will finish what I sta-"

"I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it."

"I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges."

"I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac."

"I’m not born again, my mother got it right the first time."

"I'd be a Presbeberian if I could spell it."

"I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous."

"I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter"

"I'd kick your ass but this is my best dress."

"I'd rather be driving a golf ball"

"I'll believe in reincarnation in my next life. Oh! Wait a sec... I'm born again!"

"I'll die for my own sins, thank you."

"I'll do anything for money, except work."

"I'll do it tomorrow, I've made enough mistakes today"

"I'll go to YOUR hell if you go to mine ;}"

"I'll hug your elephant if you'll kiss my ass."

"I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to keep up."

"I'm A Citizen, Not A Suspect"

"I'm a drunk, not an alcoholic. Alcoholics have to go to meetings."

"I'm a giant midget."

"I'm a handy man, I'll screw anything."

"I'm a nice guy. My car is evil."

"I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower."

"I'm an imbecile and I vote!"

"I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!"

"I'm disturbed. I'm depressed. I'm inadequate. I've got it all!"

"I'm from Texas. What country are you from?"

"I'm going nuck'in futz."

"I'm going to Hell in a bucket. At least I'm enjoying the ride."

"I'm having an Out-of-Money experience."

"I'm immortal, so far."

"I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work."

"I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?"

"I'm just driving this way to get you mad."

"I'm just driving this way to piss you off."

"I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up...."

"I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over."

"I'm looking for true love. But I'll settle for cheap sex."

"I'm not a bitch, I'm the bitch."

"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

"I'm not a schizophrenic. And neither am I."

"I'm not a slut! I'm popular."

"I'm not always right, I'm just never wrong!"

"I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings."

"I'm not as think as you confused I am."

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

"I'm not as think as you stoned I am."

"I'm not bald. It's a solar panel for a sex machine."

"I'm not completely worthless. I can be used as a bad example."

"I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you."

"I'm not driving fast - Just flying low."

"I'm not driving fast-just flying low."

"I'm not littering, I'm donating to the Earth!"

"I'm Not Losing Hair I'm Getting Head"

"I'm not losing hair, I'm getting head."

"I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am!"

"I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right."

"I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?"

"I'm not playing with myself, I'm just adjusting my jewelry."

"I'm not shy, I am just examining my prey."

"I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying."

"I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting!"

"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert...."

"I'm objective; I object to everything."

"I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people!"

"I'm only driving this because aliens ate my Volvo"

"I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?"

"I'm Out of Estrogen And I Have a Gun"

"I'm out of estrogen and I've got a gun."

"I'm Pagan & I vote!"

"I'm pretty sure God prefers spiritual fruits to religious nuts."

"I'm storing up my treasure in heaven - just look at my car"

"I'm sweating like a pedophile in a playground."

"I'm talking to myself - please don't eavesdrop!"

"I'm the Christian satan is worried about!"

"I'm the Christian the devil warned you about"

"I'm the man of this house and I have my wife's permission to say so."

"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I just can't get my head that far up my ass."

"I've found Jesus! He was behind the couch the whole time."

"I've given up bowling for sex because you don't have to take your shoes off and the balls are lighter."

"I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway."

"I've Got Nothing Against God... It's His Fan Club I Can't Stand"

"I've lost my virginity but I've still got the box it came in."

"I've run out of sick days, so I am calling in dead."

"I've seen her wrestle, now I'm gonna see her box."

"I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!"

"If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?"

"If a man's best friend is his dog, don't give him your phone number!"

"If a man's home is his castle, he can learn to clean it!"

"If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?"

"If a woman wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way."

"If all else fails...lower your standards"

"If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?"

"If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting!"

"If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished."

"If at first you don't succeed, aim lower."

"If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you"

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?"

"If Christ is the answer, what was the question?"

"If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question."

"If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?"

"If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight?"

"If Darwin is right, you'll be a monkey's uncle!"

"If Democrats and Republicans could read they would be Libertarians."

"If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!"

"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."

"If first you don't succeed, suck and suck until you do succeed."

"If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?"

"If God always was and always will be, why weren't we born 100 years ago?"

"If God created man in his image. Then what's wrong with you?"

"If God didn't want people to have sex, he wouldn't have made it so much fun."

"If God doesn't like something about me, let him tell me, not you."

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"

"If God had not meant us to write on walls, he would never have given us an example."

"If God intended man to smoke, He would have set him on fire."

"If God is all-powerful, then why doesn't the alphabet begin with the letter 'G'?"

"If God is your Copilot - swap seats!"

"If God is your pilot why are you driving?"

"If guns are outlawed, can I still use my sword?"

"If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?"

"If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children."

"If guns cause crime, matches cause arson!"

"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it!"

"If I ever want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat."

"If I get you advantage, can I take drunk of you?"

"If I wanted a bitch.....I would have bought a DOG!!!"

"If I wanted to hear from an asshole I'd fart."

"If I would like to hear from an asshole, I’d fart!"

"If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria."

"If ignorance is bliss, Washington must be paradise!"

"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?"

"If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic."

"If it has boobs or wheels it will give you a problem."

"If it has tires or testicles, it's going to be trouble."

"If it has wheels or a skirt, you can't afford it."

"If it isn't broken, fix it until it is."

"If it isn't fattening, it isn't food!"

"If it tastes good, it's probably not kosher."

"If it wasn't for plumbers, you'd have no place to go."

"If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother."

"If it's too loud, you're too old."

"If it's tourist season then why can't we shoot them?"

"If its not a baby-- you're not pregnant!"

"If Jesus restored the power of speech to a parrot, would it still be considered a miracle?"

"If Jimmy cracks corn but nobody cares, why does he still do it?"

"If life deals you lemons, make lemonade! If it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys."

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"

"If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it?"

"If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws."

"If men are from Mars, then why can't we send them back?"

"If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament!"

"If men could get pregnant, nobody would have ever THOUGHT of abortion."

"If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons."

"If money could talk, it would say goodbye!"

"If morons could fly, this place would be an airport."

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?"

"If only closed minds, came with closed mouths."

"If reality wants to get in touch, it knows where I am."

"If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it WRONG!"

"If Sex is like Chocolate, let gets drunk and make Cocoa!"

"If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?"

"If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"

"If the French were on your side, how would you know ?"

"If the host is the body of Christ, is it OK to add a little A-1 Sauce?"

"If the music is too loud, you're too old."

"If the van's a' rockin, don't come a' knockin!"

"If the world is going to end at midnight 2000, which time zone will God use?"

"If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"

"If they can send a man to the moon why can't they send them all?"

"If they don’t have chocolate in heaven, I AIN’T GOING!"

"If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen."

"If this car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it"

"If this truck was a horse, I'd have to shoot it."

"If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut?"

"If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy."

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

"If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?"

"If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?"

"If we quit voting, will they all go away?"

"If women are from Venus, then why can't we send them back?"

"If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?"

"If You Are Born Again Do You Have Two Belly Buttons ?"

"If you are not a hemorrhoid then get off my ass!"

"If you aren't allowed to laugh in heaven, then I don't want to go there"

"If you ask God if He exists and He says NO, should you believe Him?"

"If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?"

"If you can read this I'm not going fast enough."

"If you can read this, I am heartfully sorry."

"If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you."

"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"

"If you can read this, I've lost my boat."

"If you can read this, I've lost my trailer."

"If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over."

"If you can read this, thank your teacher."

"If you can read this, there’s someone in front of me."

"If you can read this, you are in phaser range."

"If you can read this, you are too damn close."

"If you can read this, you weren't raptured."

"If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?"

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets."

"If you can't see my mirrors, it means I've hit another cyclist."

"If you can't tie good knots... tie many."

"If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child?"

"If you don’t think every day is a good day, just try missing one."

"If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut."

"If you don't like abortion, don't have one."

"If You Don't Like How I Drive, Kiss My Nether Regions"

"If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!"

"If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk."

"If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own!"

"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."

"If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!"

"If you don't like the way I'm driving, You come and get these handcuffs off!"

"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again"

"If you don't stop using my name in vain, I'll make the traffic jam longer! --God"

"If you drink like a fish - swim, don't drive"

"If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people."

"If you enjoy your freedom, Thank a Vet!"

"If you get any closer, you'd better have a condom"

"If you haven't gotten to where you are going, you aren't there yet."

"If you hold a Unix shell up to your ear, can you hear the C?"

"If you keep on cursing I'll just prolong the traffic. --God"

"If you like my bumper, you'd love my headlights."

"If you listen carefully on a quiet night, you can hear the sound of Chevys rusting in the distance."

"If you lived in the 7th ring, you'd be home by now."

"If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now!"

"If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi."

"If you pray, why worry?"

"If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast."

"If you talk to God, it's prayer. If God talks to you, it's schizophrenia."

"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!"

"If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt."

"If you think it is hot here.....think of what Hell is like!"

"If you think life is bad, wait 'til you get to Hell!"

"If you think our Father in heaven is mad, just wait until Mom finds out!"

"If you think the system is working, just ask someone who isn't."

"If you think this car is dirty, then you should spend a night with the driver!"

"If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative."

"If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?"

"If you try to get my gun, don't expect to get my trust."

"If you want a country run by religion, move to Iran."

"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."

"If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!"

"If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him what YOUR plans are..."

"If you want world peace, fight for justice."

"If you were made in God's image, how did you get to be so ugly?"

"If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?"

"If you're happy and you know it, see a shrink."

"If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?"

"If you're living like there is no God, you'd better be right"

"If You're Not Outraged, You're Not Paying Attention"

"If you're not the lead dog, the scenery never changes"

"If you're rich, I'm single!"

"If your bumper sticker wasn’t so damned small, I wouldn’t have to drive so close to read it!"

"If your kid is an honor student, he's probably not yours."

"If your life is rusty, your bible is dusty!"

"If your ship hasn't come in...swim out to it!"

"If, a two letter word for futility."

"Ignore the propaganda. Focus on what you see."

"Ignore your rights and they'll go away!"

"Illiterate? Write for our free brochure."

"Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers..."

"Impeach Clinton. And her husband."

"Impeach the President... and Fire Bill, too."

"Imports are like tampons, every pussy has one!"

"In a few years I'll be tall enough to see over the wheel."

"In a world full of caterpillars, it takes balls to be a butterfly."

"In case of rapture, can I have your car?"

"In case of rapture, have a designated sinner."

"In case of rapture, the car's yours."

"In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned."

"In God we trust, as long as we have the money it's printed on."

"In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday."

"In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal."

"In space, your cat can't hear you open the can"

"In the beginning was the word - and the word was four bytes."

"In the Dark? Follow the SON."

"In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma -- but never let him be."

"Incontinence Hotline... Can you hold, please?"

"Indecision is the key to flexibility."

"Infertility is inconceivable."

"Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere."

"Information Superhighway Official Roadkill!"

"Inland Revenue: We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

"Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children."

"Inside every small problem is a big one trying to get government funding."

"Instant idiot. Just add alcohol."

"Interbeing- not just for bodhisattvas anymore."

"Invest in America. Buy a Congressman!"

"Ironic isn't it, that God gave the tortoise a drag factor of 0.03."

"IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

"Is a castrated pig disgruntled?"

"Is it OK to use YHWH as a Scrabble word, and if so, do you get the extra 50 points?"

"Is it time for your medication or mine?"

"Is it too late to get the Russians to nuke Washington?"

"Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?"

"Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria?"

"Is there life before coffee?"

"Is what you're living for, worth dying for?"

"Israel is the land of milk and honey. Florida is the land of milk of magnesia."

"It hurts to be on the cutting edge."

"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education."

"It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish. --Mother Teresa"

"It is as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you!"

"It looks to me like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks."

"It may be a small world, but I'd sure hate to paint it."

"It never fails! You start having fun, and they send in the lawyers."

"It only seems kinky the first time."

"It sucks to be a man in a lesbians body."

"It takes a Viking to Raze a Village"

"It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark"

"It works better if you plug it in."

"It’s no longer fruitful to multiply."

"It’s YOUR hell. YOU burn in it."

"It's a control freak thing. I won't let you understand!"

"It's a dog eat dog world... And I'm wearing milk-bone underwear!"

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just hilarious."

"It's an Honor to teach my Student at home"

"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."

"It's bad enough driving sober. Don't drive drunk."

"It's bad luck to be superstitious."

"It's been lovely, but I have to scream now."

"It's been Monday all week."

"It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."

"It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden. It's our job to arrange the meeting."

"It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere."

"It's hard to Soar with Dragons when you Work with Gargoyles"

"It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees."

"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."

"It's men like you that make women gay."

"It's not a choice, it's a child."

"It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere."

"It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere."

"It's not my fault I'm the only one in the world who knows how to drive correctly."

"It's not who you sleep with... It's who keeps you awake!"

"It's time to pull over and change the air in your head!"

"It's worse than you think and they ARE out to get you!"

"It's your Hell, You Burn In It."

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