Wacky Bumper Stickers
The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.
"Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician"
"Jack Kevorkian for White House physician!"
"Jesus Christ said, ’I came not to bring peace, but a sword."
"JESUS CHRIST. He loves the hell out of you!"
"Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"
"Jesus died to take away your sins, not your mind."
"Jesus has a mullet!"
"Jesus is coming - Everyone look busy!"
"Jesus is coming and you're wearing THAT?!"
"Jesus is coming, Look Busy!"
"Jesus is coming. Look busy."
"Jesus is my shepherd, Toto is my poodle."
"Jesus is returning... resistance is futile"
"Jesus is the answer, but I forgot the question."
"Jesus just left the building!"
"Jesus loves me, but can't stand you."
"Jesus loves me, don't tell my husband."
"Jesus loves the Hell out of you!"
"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole"
"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an idiot!"
"Jesus loves you, but I’m his favorite."
"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're a jerk."
"Jesus loves you, just not in that way."
"Jesus loves you... Everyone else hates your guts!"
"Jesus may love you, but he won't respect you in the morning."
"Jesus paid for our sins. Now let’s get our money’s worth!"
"Jesus Saves by shopping wisely and using double coupons."
"Jesus Saves Sinners: And Redeems them for Valuable Prizes!!"
"Jesus saves, Moses invests, but only Buddha gives Dividends"
"Jesus saves. I don't."
"Jesus saves... But not on my salary!"
"JESUS SAVES... He Passes It To Gretzky... Gretzky Shoots... He Scores!"
"Jesus saves; Buddha recycles."
"Jesus told you to wash your car?"
"Jesus, don't leave earth without him."
"Jesus, if your followers are going to heaven then I'd rather go to Hell."
"Jesus, protect me from your followers!"
"Jesus, save me from those who worship you."
"Jezebel was a feminist! No wonder she got such a bad rap."
"Joan of Arc heard voices too!"
"Join the army, travel the world, meet interesting people and shoot them!"
"Join the Army. Visit exotic places, meet interesting people, then kill them all."
"Judgement Day Happens."
"Judging by the pictures, Hell looks better than that other place."
"Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer."
"Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you."
"Just bring me the coffee and nobody will get hurt."
"Just hang up and drive."
"Just when I was getting use to yesterday along came today."
"Just when you think life's a bitch, it has puppies."
"Just when you think you've won the Rat Race, along come faster Rats."
Total Bumper Stickers: 51
All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093
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