Wacky Bumper Stickers
The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"Laugh, and the world laughs with you - Snore and you sleep alone."
"Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humour."
"LAWYER: A cat settling a dispute between 2 mice."
"Lawyers Have Feelings Too! (allegedly)"
"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
"Lead me not into temptation. I know the way."
"Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!"
"Leave Earth Now - Ask Me How"
"Legalizing Concealed Weapons would be just fine if stupidity was outlawed."
"Lesbians for Bush."
"Let he who is without aim cast the first stone."
"Let not the sands of time get in your lunch."
"Let the anti-gun people fight the next war."
"Let's get drunk and wreck."
"Liberals want misery spread equally."
"Libertarian, it's cheaper than TAXES."
"Liberty is not Free!"
"Licensed Broom Pilot!"
"Life is a Banquet... So EAT ME!"
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
"Life is a Witch, and then you fly"
"Life is like a box of chocolates .. full of nuts!"
"Life is sexually transmitted."
"Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps."
"Life is too complicated in the morning."
"Life stinks, and then you reincarnate"
"Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code."
"Life’s too short to dance with ugly women."
"Life's a beach - and we're just surfing time!"
"Life's a beach, and then you drown."
"Life's too short to dance with ugly men/women."
"Life's too short to hunt with an ugly dog."
"Like to travel? Enjoy sex? Take a f*cking hike."
"Line dancing. See what happens when cousins breed?"
"Live fast, die young. Leave a good looking corpse."
"Live like James Bond, die like James Dean."
"Live simply... So I can have the stuff you don't use!"
"Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun."
"Look at the Bright Side -- This Sure Beats Working at Burger King!"
"Lord give me patience... But Hurry!"
"Lord save me from your followers!"
"Lord, I wish to find you, but spare me from those who have!"
"Lord, Save you from your disciples."
"Lost your cat? Look under my tires."
"Lost your cat?! Try looking under my tires."
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
"Loud wives loose lives!"
"Love is a 4-letter word."
"Love is blind. And when you get married you get your eyesight back."
"Love is free. It's diapers that are expensive."
"Love is not FINDING the right person, it's BEING the right person"
"Love, peace, and fat free chocolate... Now thats heaven."
"LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools."
Total Bumper Stickers: 54
All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093
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