Wacky Bumper Stickers
The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.
"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready."
"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."
"Make dildos not war!"
"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
"Make love, not war; get married and do both!"
"Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen"
"Man created God in Mans picture."
"Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope."
"Marijuana ain't against my religion. People in the bible got stoned for everything."
"Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative."
"Marx: Religion Is The Opium Of The People. Religion: Marx Was An Alcoholic."
"Mary had a little lamb and he died for his flock."
"Mary is pregnant again... and the world still isn't ready."
"May the forest be with you."
"May the forest bewitch you."
"Mean People Suck, Nice People Swallow."
"Mediocrity thrives on standardization."
"Meeting - an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost."
"Members Only, Trespassers will be Baptized!"
"Men are not pigs. Pigs are sweet, intelligent, sensitive, clean animals."
"Men are proof that women can take a joke."
"Men aren't pigs...pigs are gentle, cute creatures!"
"Men call us birds, we pick up worms"
"Men exist because cats won't mow the lawn. Women exist because sheep can't cook. Neither explains children."
"Men have feelings too, but who really cares?"
"Men. Give them an inch and they think they're a ruler."
"Merry Christ Myth!"
"Merry Meet & Merry Part and Merry Meet Again!"
"Metaphors be with you."
"Militant Agnostic. I don't know, and you don't either!"
"Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States."
"Minds are like parachutes, they function when open."
"Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog!"
"Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires."
"Mmmm. I smell a t-bone ahead."
"Mom's Travel Agency — Ask about our guilt trips."
"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life."
"Money can't buy friends but it can buy a better class of enemy."
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."
"Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash."
"Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch!"
"Money isn't everything. It simply isn't enough!"
"MONEY TALKS! But all mine ever says is GOODBYE!"
"Money wouldn't be so important if everybody didn't want some."
"Montana - At least our cows are sane!"
"Montana --- At least our cows are sane!"
"Moody bitch seeks nice guy for love-hate relationship."
"More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason."
"Most men would respect a woman's mind more if it bounced gently as she walked."
"Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity."
"Mumble, mumble, mumble…POOF!"
"Murphy was an optimist!"
"My boss is a Jewish Carpenter."
"My car does all the driving. I just sit here."
"My cat dislikes the term PET. It prefers FRIEND AND CONFIDANTE."
"My child was inmate of the month!"
"My computer doesn't understand me!"
"My computer goes down on anybody."
"My convictions are not for public display."
"My Daddy says condoms don't work!"
"My daughter turned down your honor student!"
"My dog can lick anyone."
"My dog is really a tiny dragon."
"My drinking team has a bowling problem."
"My ex gave me a reason to live: I want revenge!"
"My girlfriend only has one breast so I got her a part-time job at Hooters."
"My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate, so I got two more girlfriends."
"My God ate your God."
"MY GOD'S NOT DEAD. SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOURS."
"My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God"
"My Goddess gave birth to your God."
"My Goddess Is Your God’s Mother!"
"My Governor can beat up your Governor."
"My grandfather sodomized your honor student."
"My heart is on the rock my name is on the roll."
"My heros have always killed cowboys!"
"My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom"
"My Hockey Mom can beat up your Soccer Mom!"
"My honor student can drink yours under the table!"
"My honor student sells the best dope!"
"My horse and I have a stable relationship."
"My husband said he'd leave me if I didn't stop reading mysteries all the time... I'll sure miss him!"
"My inferiority complex is not as good as yours."
"My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment."
"My job drives me to drink. If it wasn't for that, I'D QUIT!"
"My job is secure. No one else wants it."
"My Job is to Comfort the Disturbed & Disturb the Comfortable"
"My Karma just ran over your Dogma."
"My karma ran over your dogma."
"My kid and your taxes go to Starfleet Academy"
"My kid can beat up your honor student!"
"My kid got your honor student pregnant!"
"My kid had sex with your honor student!"
"My kid knocked up your honor student."
"My kid sells term papers to your honor student."
"My kid was Prisoner of the Month at Orange County Jail!"
"My life goal is to piss off brahma so much that I wont need another life goal!"
"My life may be weird, but at least it's not boring!"
"My mind is not for sale or rent to any god or government."
"My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips."
"My other bumper sticker is funny."
"My other car bumper sticker is funny."
"My other car is a broom"
"My Other Car Is a Chariot"
"My Other Car Is a Pitchfork"
"My other car is a Porsche"
"My other car is a space ship"
"My other car is a Zamboni."
"My other car is also a piece of junk"
"My other car!"
"My other ride is your boyfriend."
"My other ride is your girlfriend."
"My other ride is your mom."
"My other vehicle is a broom stick!"
"My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!"
"My Other Vehicle is the Mahayana"
"My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg!"
"My other wife is beautiful!"
"My parents think I'm in college."
"My reality check bounced!"
"My sexual preference is: Often."
"My ship finally came in, but it was the Kobayashi Maru!"
"My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that."
"My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him."
"My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh I will miss her."
"My wife's other car is a broom!"
"Mystery readers are never clueless (after chapter one)."
Total Bumper Stickers: 127
All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093
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