Wacky Bumper Stickers
The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.
"National Atheist's Day - April 1"
"Naturians, Nerture Nature!"
"Necrophilia is dead."
"Necrophillia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one."
"Need directions? --God"
"Need help? --God"
"Neutrinos have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"
"Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to your level and beat you with experience."
"Never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly."
"Never fight ugly people--they have nothing to loose."
"Never give the devil a ride -- He always wants to drive."
"Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that."
"Never miss a good opportunity to shut up."
"Never play leap frog with a Unicorn."
"Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether!"
"Never shoot to kill. Always shoot to live."
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"Never trust a government that doesn't trust YOU!"
"Never trust a naked lawyer."
"Never trust a religion that calls its members 'sheep'."
"Never trust a smiling GM!"
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!"
"New! Divorce Barbie. Barbie doll with all of Ken's accessories."
"Next mood swing: 6 minutes. Keep safe distance"
"Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger please."
"Next year, why not vacation in the millions of worlds of a used book store?"
"Nice front bumper you've got there. Shame if something happened to it..."
"Nice guys finish last and bring you breakfast in bed!"
"Nice little planet you've got here. Shame if something happened to it."
"Nietzsche is dead. --God"
"Nietzsche: God Is Dead -- God: Nietzsche Is Dead -- Satan: Everybodys' Gonna Die."
"Nine out of ten men who have tried camels prefer women."
"Ninety-eight percent of all Fords are still on the road. The other two percent made it home."
"No coffee, no peace. Know coffee, know peace."
"No God, No Hope - Know God, Know Hope."
"No government is better than NO GOVERNMENT!"
"No Jesus, No Peace - Know Jesus, Know Peace."
"No Jesus. No salvation - Know Jesus. Know salvation."
"No job too easy - No fee too large - Dragons Rescued - Virgins Slain"
"No matter where you go, you're there."
"No one feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish."
"No one is free when others are oppressed."
"No one is listening until you make a mistake."
"No Radio - Already Stolen"
"No radio. Already stolen."
"No thanks. I gave at the orifice."
"No use telling ME to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist."
"Nobody cares how you do it up north."
"Nobody is ugly after 2am!"
"Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody."
"Nonconformists are all alike."
"Nonconformists of the world unite!"
"Normal is a setting on my washing machine."
"Normal people worry me"
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
"Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths."
"Not all men are fools. Some are single."
"Not all who wander are lost."
"Not all women are fools. Some are single."
"Not tonight dear, I have a modem."
"Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it."
"Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool."
"Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it"
"Nothing political is correct."
"Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it."
"Now that I've cooked the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?"
Total Bumper Stickers: 66
All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093
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