Wacky Bumper Stickers
The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.
"Objects in mirror may have flunked driver education."
"Obsession is the word lazy people give to those of us who are motivated."
"Occasionally I forget I'm driving"
"Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most"
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!"
"Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time."
"Oh my God, I think I'm becoming the man I wanted to marry!"
"Oh sure. But what's the speed of dark?"
"Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyhow!"
"Oh, no! I turned out just like my mother!"
"OK, who stopped the payment on my reality check?"
"Old skiers never die — They just go downhill."
"Old truckers never die. They just get a new Peterbilt."
"Old upholsterers never die. They always recover."
"Omnipotent Omniscient Omnibenevolent - Pick two."
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
"Once you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend."
"One abortion - two casualties... one dead, one wounded"
"One by one, the penguins slowly steal my sanity."
"One Nation Under-Educated"
"Only Jesus saves - we just make back-ups."
"Only lawyers get to be judges, and that's the (F)LAW!"
"Only One Way To Heaven. Crash Through The Gates Gas Pedal To The Floor."
"Only sheep need a shepherd."
"Ordain women or stop baptizing them."
"Organized Religion gave us the Dark Ages!"
"Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!"
"Out of Body, back in five"
"Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)"
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"Out of my mind...Back in five minutes."
Total Bumper Stickers: 32
All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093
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