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Wacky Bumper Stickers

The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.

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"Objects in mirror may have flunked driver education."

"Obsession is the word lazy people give to those of us who are motivated."

"Occasionally I forget I'm driving"

"Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most"

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!"

"Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time."

"Oh my God, I think I'm becoming the man I wanted to marry!"

"Oh sure. But what's the speed of dark?"

"Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyhow!"

"Oh, no! I turned out just like my mother!"

"OK, who stopped the payment on my reality check?"

"Old skiers never die — They just go downhill."

"Old truckers never die. They just get a new Peterbilt."

"Old upholsterers never die. They always recover."

"Omnipotent Omniscient Omnibenevolent - Pick two."

"On the other hand, you have different fingers."

"Once you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend."

"One abortion - two casualties... one dead, one wounded"

"One by one, the penguins slowly steal my sanity."

"One Nation Under-Educated"

"Only Jesus saves - we just make back-ups."

"Only lawyers get to be judges, and that's the (F)LAW!"

"Only One Way To Heaven. Crash Through The Gates Gas Pedal To The Floor."

"Only sheep need a shepherd."

"Ordain women or stop baptizing them."

"Organized Religion gave us the Dark Ages!"

"Orgasm Donor!"

"Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!"

"Out of Body, back in five"

"Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)"

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

"Out of my mind...Back in five minutes."

Total Bumper Stickers: 32

All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093

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