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Wacky Bumper Stickers

The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.

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"Pagans make the best of friends, they worship the ground you walk upon."

"Pan Pipes, Pan Plays, Pan's Delight."

"Panic now and avoid the rush."

"Pardon my driving, I'm reloading."

"Pass with care. I chew tobacco."

"Pavlov: Name ring a bell?"

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."

"Peace be upon your Savior."

"Pee for enjoyment, not for employment."

"Penny for your thoughts. Twenty to act them out."

"People are more passionately opposed to wearing fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than bikers."

"People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."

"Perfect people never improve."

"PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals."

"Pierced and Tattooed in Places You'd Love To Lick!"

"Piercing, schmiercing: I'm holding out for amputation."

"Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time"

"Pissing off the world one person at a time"

"Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."

"Please be patient. God's not through with me yet."

"Please do not honk. Driver trying to sleep."

"Please don't honk - Driver may go Postal if awakened."

"Please tell your pants it's not polite to point."

"Plunder globally. Manage media locally."

"Police Station Toilet Stolen... Cops have nothing to go on."

"Politically incorrect and proud of it!"

"Politicians & Diapers need to be changed... often for the same reason"

"Politicians prefer unarmed peasants."

"Poo-Poo happens."

"Power Corrupts - Isn't that what it's for?"

"Power corrupts, and absolute power is kinda neat."

"Power on, Magic on, All systems are go, We have lift out!"

"Powered by broom fuel."

"Practice random and senseless acts."

"Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty."

"Practice Safe Housing - Use Condos!"

"Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself"

"Practice safe sex. Go screw yourself."

"Practicing Rampant Nonjudgementalism!"

"Pray for the end of 5 o'clock traffic!"

"Pray for the success of atheism!"

"Pray is a four letter word you can use anywhere except in public schools!"

"Presidents should be planned and wanted. ABORT CLINTON!"

"Prevent death on the road. Drive on the pavement."

"Prevent inbreeding: ban country music."

"Prevent truth decay, read the Bible!"

"Previous owner had an honor student!"

"Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have."

"Pro-choice? That's a LIE! Babies never choose to die!"

"Pro-Free Speech. Pro-Gun. Pro-Choice. PRO-FREEDOM!"

"Pro-Woman, Pro-Child, Pro-Life!"

"Procrastinate Later!"

"Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow!"

"Professionals are predictable. Amateurs are Dangerous!"

"Profit from the Prophet!"

"Prone to random acts of senseless reckless endangerment."

"Proofread carefully, to see if you any words out."

"Property of Satan!"

"Protected by .357 Magnum 3 days a week. You guess which 3."

"Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy."

"Proud parent of the inmate of the month at the Chino correctional facilities."

"Proudly marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish!"

"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy."

"Put politicians in their place - Landfills!"

Total Bumper Stickers: 64

All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093

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