Wacky Bumper Stickers
The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.
"Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives."
"Raising children is like getting pecked to death by a chicken!"
"Rapture-- the only way to fly!"
"Re-elect Bush: I'm tired of waiting for the Apocalypse."
"Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you."
"Read the book I gave you, there will be a test --God"
"Read your Bible. There WILL be a pop quiz....."
"Real feminists don't kill baby feminists"
"Real Men love Jesus. He looks fantastic in a miniskirt!"
"Real Psychics don't have 1-900 numbers. They call you... collect!"
"REAL SCOTSMEN WEAR KILTS because sheep can hear a zipper at 500 yards!"
"Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges!"
"Real women drive trucks."
"Reality bites, and I have the teeth marks to prove it!"
"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."
"Reality is an illusion caused by the lack of alcohol."
"Reality is for people with no imagination"
"Reality is the Anchovy on the Pizza of Life"
"Reality is the Hairball in the Catnap of Life"
"Reality is the leading cause of stress"
"Reality is the only obstacle to happiness."
"Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?"
"Really want to eat my bumper for dessert?... My brakes will help you!"
"Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is!"
"Regular or extra-crispy: How will you spend eternity?"
"Rehab is for quitters."
"Reincarnation is making a comeback!"
"Reincarnation: Been that, done there."
"Rejoice! Your Mom was not PRO-CHOICE.God doesn't believe in Atheists."
"Religion is for those who fear hell. Spirituality is for those who have been there."
"Religions are cults with more members."
"Religions are like cults- just more people."
"Religious freedom means ANY religion!"
"Religious groups should stay out of politics; or be taxed"
"Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph."
"Remember my name — you'll be screaming it later."
"Remember when conservatives protected privacy and freedom?"
"Remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were not!"
"Remember when Windows were washed, mice were trapped, and UNIX guarded the harem?"
"Remember: Pillage first, THEN burn!"
"Rest assured that all your hard work and effort will go unnoticed."
"Righteousness, the unforgivable sin."
"Roman Catholic and loving it!"
"Romance is like a game of chess: one false move and you're mated."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I."
Total Bumper Stickers: 48
All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093
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