Wacky Bumper Stickers
The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.
"Sacred cows make divine hamburgers."
"Sado-masochism means not having to say you're sorry."
"Safe sex is in the palm of your hand"
"Sanity is a state of mind ...but the taxes are so high, I had to move away."
"Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses."
"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."
"Satan for President - Why pick the lesser of two Evils?"
"Saturday has a morning?"
"Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian."
"Save a horse. Ride a cowboy."
"Save a human, eat a cannibal"
"Save a man from drowning. Take your foot off his head."
"Save California! When you leave take someone with you."
"Save the Dolphins. What did the cows do wrong?"
"Save the humans!"
"Save the planet! Kill yourself!"
"Save the ugly animals too!"
"Save the whales! Collect the whole set."
"Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes."
"Save trees! Eat a beaver."
"Save trees. Wipe with an owl."
"Save Your Breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!"
"Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!"
"Say it with flowers! Give her a triffid!"
"Science is my god."
"Seek God in good times... not just in bad times."
"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."
"Semite: God talks to me."
"September 12: Sell your SUV day!"
"Seven days without prayer makes one weak!"
"Sex is a killer. Want to die happy?"
"Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good!"
"Sex is like rain. It all depends on how many inches you get."
"Sex is my religion.. let us pray!"
"Sex on television can't hurt you, unless you fall off."
"Sex without partners — charter member."
"She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower."
"Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley."
"Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?"
"Silly Fundie, myths are for kids."
"Since Jesus' blood was wine, does that mean he was always drunk?"
"Skydiving — good to the last drop."
"Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee!"
"Smile - things may get worse more slowly."
"Smile and the world audits your taxes."
"Smile, Cthulhu Loathes You!"
"Smile, it confuses people!"
"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."
"Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface."
"Smoking - think of it as evolution in action."
"Smoking Cures Ham!"
"Smoking is like sex-- It should always be between consenting adults in private."
"Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled."
"Snowmobiles: Natural selection at its finest."
"So Many Cats, So Few Recipes"
"So many cats. So few recipes."
"So many christians - so few lions!"
"So many idiots - so few comets."
"So many lawyers, so few bullets."
"So many men, so few who can afford me!"
"So many men, so little reason to sleep with any of them!"
"So many pedestrians. So little time!"
"So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute!"
"So you're a feminist... Isn't THAT precious?"
"So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute."
"So, when's the wizard going to get back to you about that brain?"
"Some call it stalking, I call it love."
"Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the straps"
"Some days you're the Dog, and some days you're the Hydrant!"
"Some days, the most interesting thing on the TV is a sleeping cat!"
"Some mornings I just don't feel like slaying dragons."
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."
"Some push the envelope, some just lick it, and some can't find the flap!"
"Some things must be believed before they can be seen!"
"Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car."
"Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, then change the subject."
"Something Wiccan this way comes."
"Sometimes I think people are the sperm of the devil."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep."
"Sometimes I wish life had subtitles."
"Sometimes you're the bug and sometimes you're the windshield."
"Sometimes you're the dog and sometimes you're the hydrant."
"Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft"
"Sorry I missed Church, I've been studying WitchCraft and becoming a Lesbian."
"Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!"
"Sorry my car's a piece of crap, but my parents didn't buy it for me."
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
"Speed kills. Drive a Chevy and live forever!"
"Spiritual people inspire me - Religious people frighten me."
"Stalker. Makes frequent stops."
"Stamp out crime — abolish the IRS."
"Stamp out global whining."
"Stop animal experimentation. Use lawyers."
"Stop looking for the right person, BE the right person!"
"Stop reading this bumper sticker and watch the road!!!"
"Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!"
"Stop signs with the white borders are optional."
"Stop the violins. Visualize whirled peas."
"Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."
"Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."
"Strip mining prevents forest fires."
"Study art and logic. Learn to draw your own conclusions!"
"Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!"
"Stupidity should be painful!"
"Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them."
"Subvert the Dominant Paradigm."
"Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible."
"Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake."
"Summa cum laude graduate, Darth Vader School of Personnel Management"
"Support a lawyer. Become a doctor."
"Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have."
"Support Capitol Punishment, Flog a Politician Today!"
"Support D.A.M. Mothers Against Dyslexia."
"Support Faith-Based Missile Defense Systems."
"Support Search & Rescue - Get lost!"
"Support the Math Illiteracy Tax - Buy Lottery Tickets."
"Support the right to arm bears!"
"Support the Theory of Evolution. 400 Billion Amphibians Can't be Wrong!"
"Support wildlife, throw a party!"
"Support your local undertaker — drop dead."
"Support your State Troopers. Drive really Fast."
"Sure I know Jack Shit, I married him!"
"Sure you can have my gun: Bullets first!"
"Sure you can trust the government. Just ask an Indian!"
Total Bumper Stickers: 132
All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093
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