Wacky Bumper Stickers
The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.
"Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!"
"Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister!"
"Want to be Jesus? I'll get the cross if you get the nails."
"WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship."
"War is God’s way of teaching geography."
"Warning! Dates on Calendar are closer than they appear."
"Warning! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition."
"Warning! I have an attitude and I know how to use it!"
"Warning! I know KARATE!! (and seven other chinese words)"
"Warning! Invisible Dragon in Back Seat"
"Warning! Literal Belief In This Book May Endanger Your Health And Life."
"Warning! Mental backup in progress."
"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."
"Wars are not fought to decide who is right...only who is left."
"Was today really necessary?"
"Watch out for the idiot behind me."
"We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse."
"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."
"We are the people our parents warned us about!"
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?"
"We're spending our kids inheritance!"
"We're staying together for the sake of the cats!"
"We're the largest street gang in America. – The Police"
"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"
"Welcome to California, take someone with you when you leave."
"Welcome to California. Now go home!"
"Welcome to Eternity...Smoking or non smoking ?"
"Welcome to Florida, now go home."
"Welcome to Hell – I’m your caseworker."
"Welcome to Kentucky - Set your watch back 20 years."
"Welcome to Middle Earth. Now Go Home."
"Welcome to Shit Creek. Sorry, we're out of paddles."
"Welcome to South Carolina, Yankee. NOW GET THE HELL OUT!"
"Welcome to Texas; speak English."
"Well behaved women rarely make history."
"Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."
"What a nice night for an evening."
"What are these things in my hair? - Gaia"
"What did God do on the eighth day? Go bowling?"
"What do Kodak film have in common with condoms? Both capture the moment."
"What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M"
"What do you mean we can't shoot them? It's tourist season isn't it?"
"What God didn't give me, My plastic surgeon did!"
"What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over."
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"What happens when none of your bees wax?"
"What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull!"
"What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?"
"What if the whole world FARTED at the same time?"
"What we really need is a moment of SCIENCE in the public schools!"
"What would an adult do in this situation?"
"What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?"
"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
"What's the ultimate in rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep."
"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."
"When a Buddhist is absorbed in his computer, does he enter Nerdvana?"
"When all else fails, manipulate the data!"
"When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl."
"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"When faced with two evils, take the one you never tried before!"
"When He dried off, did He leave His face on all the towels?"
"When I am right nobody remembers. When I am wrong nobody forgets!"
"When I grow up, I wanna be just like Barbie. That Bitch has Everything!"
"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."
"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."
"When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded."
"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."
"When in doubt - shut up!"
"When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being Mean."
"When the chips are down, the Buffalo is empty!"
"When the Church Ruled the World, it was called the Dark Ages."
"When the going gets tough, everybody leaves."
"When there's a will, I want to be in it!"
"When you are tired of Jesus, can I have him?"
"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."
"When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried."
"Where the hell is Easy Street?"
"Where there's a whip, there's a way."
"Where there's a will, I want to be in it."
"Where there's a Witch, there's a Way."
"Which came first? The woman or the department store?"
"Which is the odd one out- Texas, Alabama, Arkansas, Tolerance?"
"Which is Worse? Screwing an intern or screwing the country."
"Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings."
"Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?"
"Who are you to question why your god doesn't want me to believe in him?"
"Who cares who's on board?"
"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?"
"Who needs drugs? I go broke buying books!"
"Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!"
"Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?"
"Who you know determines where you go!"
"Who's Who In Hell? Read the book."
"Why am I in this basket and where am i going?"
"Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?"
"Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!"
"Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"Why be difficult. Be impossible!"
"Why be normal?"
"Why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong."
"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
"Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money?"
"Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?"
"Why should I go to YOUR hell just because I dont believe in it?"
"Why suffer from insanity when you can revel in it?"
"Why trust a government that doesn't trust you with guns?"
"Will build thermonuclear devices for food."
"Will the last American leaving Miami, please bring the flag?"
"Will work for food...Will beg for sex..."
"Will Write Code for Food!"
"Witches use brooms because nature abhors a vacuum."
"With enough thrust, lift is irrelevant."
"With my life I could be on all of Oprah's shows."
"Wizard Wagon - Tailgaters will be toad!"
"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."
"Work harder!! Millions on welfare are depending on you."
"Work is for people who don't know how to fish"
"Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop."
"Worry. God knows all about you."
"WWJD for a klondike bar?"
Total Bumper Stickers: 123
All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093
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