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Wacky Bumper Stickers

The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.

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"Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial."

"Yes, this is my truck. No I won't help you move."

"Yes, This Is My Truck. No, I Won't Help You Move"

"You are depriving some poor village of its idiot."

"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

"You are proof that God has a sense of humor."

"You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him or her."

"You can't chill out in the Hellfire... It's cooler to be a Muslim"

"You can't fix stupid"

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

"You can't love God unless God loves Himself."

"You don't believe in Jesus? You will on Judgment Day."

"You don't need a pedigree to be a best friend"

"You earthlings have such strange eating habits"

"You eat three times a day; why can't you pray five times?"

"You found God? If nobody claims him in 30 days, he's yours!"

"You Go Yahweh - and I'll go Mine!"

"You have every right to hear my opinion."

"You have the right to remain silent. So please SHUT UP."

"You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."

"You have to be really secure to be seen in a car like this."

"You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool."

"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."

"You never see a Harley parked in front of a shrink's office."

"You non-conformists are all the same."


"You think it's hot here?-- God"

"You toucha my Car, you fry for Eternity."

"You! Off my planet!"

"You! Out of the Gene Pool!"

"You'd be like this, too, if they dropped a house on your sister!"

"You'll need to know my name. You'll be screaming it later."

"You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant."

"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!"

"You're making a food order, not choosing life insurance."

"You're People of the Book; what are you worried about?"

"You're pro-life? That's fine. Now get one and stay out of mine!"

"You're the reason God created the middle finger."

"You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares"

"Your College Sucks!"

"Your energy, your will, your God!"

"Your honor student never gets laid!"

"Your honor student sells bumper stickers!"

"Your honor student swallows!"

"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"

"Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted."

"Your TURN SIGNALS are for my enjoyment !"

"Your village just called. They're missing an idiot."

Total Bumper Stickers: 48

All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093

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